- Debbie Loves Dallas
- Debbie Does Dallas
- Being stuck without Internet in a hotel room in Tempe, Arizona
- The state of Arizona
- Parts of Nevada
- Galactica 1980
- Dreamscape
- Strange Days
- Its own press releases
- The Curvy Woman in Snoop Dogg’s “Father Hood” commercials (but only because she’s not Eva Angelina)
In a touching instance of reverse psychology, Upload director Eli Cross sent me his director’s cut, demanding I would not like this movie.
“Why?”
“You just won’t.”
So when I saw Upload, and dug it, I called him up to ask again why he said I’d hate it.
“Because we tried,” he said, full of indignation. “You tend to not like things when people try. You think they’re putting on airs.”
“Uh huh. Whatevs. I thought it was brilliant.” Putting on airs is not the same as trying. Putting on airs is putting on airs.
People are sensitive in this business.
Read the review here.
Previously: Postcard from Porn Week; “The $15k kind of porn”; Eva Angelina: How to dodge the draft
Okay, Upload may be a great movie, I haven’t seen it, I have no idea.
But saying it is better than “Galactica 1980!” Is there anything, anywhere, from any time period across the entire universe that is worse than Galactica 1980?
The answer, of course, is “no.”
In fact, I would say you’re playing a dangerous game even by mentioning it. What if an impressionable young Ponante-ite took it upon themselves to seek this out, and what if they found it… and actually watched part…
I don’t think you want that on your conscience!
I rally liked Corruption, is one of my favourite porn movies, without any doubt (though I more used to not too hardcore sex movies). I hope Upload would be as good as Corruption, at least.
Thanks
Hey, with Galactica 1980 I was just trying to push things forward pasts MSM’s tan bodays, you hater.