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12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 16: Angry Men Zero

I will not fill out a Truth in Advertising violation on this movie, even though I don’t think these 12 women are nasty at all. Unless they are masturbating at me, mocking me, saying that they masturbate because I am not enough to please them, like the Sisters of Alpha Chi Sigma back in college. But Jesus, there were 32 of them.

<strong>Studio</strong>: Madness
<strong>Director</strong>: Mo
<strong>Starring</strong>: Anjanette Astoria, Laurie Vargas, Camryn Cross, Lisa DeMarco, Rachel Love, Natasha Nice, Crissy Moon, Chastity Lynn, Kora Peters, Judy Marie, Tatiana Kush

Laurie Vargas is one of those people about whom, as she spreads out in a cramped Porn Valley bathroom to masturbate, filling most of the available space, one is happy she chose porn as her primary means of expression.

“That was my cramped Porn Valley bathroom,” said director Mo, proudly.

The 26-year-old Mexican Vargas is one of “12 Nasty Girls Masturbating,” each of whom both brings something to the trable and, just as often, leaves something on the bedspread.

But after years of watching porn and meeting its practitioners for Chinese food, drinks, and bong hits, I know that, not only do many of them not consider themselves “nasty,” but it’s likely that you don’t, either.

But it’s very nice to watch the ample and boundaryless Vargas pull at her labia to get the dildo in, Anjanette Astoria lower herself on a big purple dildo, and 35-yaer-old hooker/pornstar Camryn Cross compare sashimi to a “cock in the mouth.” watching Lana Violet point her toes as she works out with a tasteful vibrator, and Rachel Love hammer at herself for our mutual benefit.

There is a nice mic of older and younger performers here, and I found that the older ones displayed more gusto, as if they’d discovered about themselves what we knew all along.

  • Buy “12 Nasty Girls Masturbating #16″ here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Gracie Glam looks grateful; Your people call it porn, we call it Tanner Mayes
See also: Madness Pictures

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