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Gry Bay Gry – make your mother sigh

September 18, 2006 Gram the Man 2

I was disturbed by the trend of intelligent people liking The Brown Bunny. I thought it should have been called The Brown Andrei Tarkovsky’s Stalker Kills a Chinese Bookie While Jerking Off in a Mirror with Drying Paint And a Blowjob at the End but She’s Dead: Big Fucking Deal Bunny.

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How to seduce a teen

September 18, 2006 Gram the Man 0

The other evening I spoke with Joan Irvine of ASACP. “What is the preferred terminology now?” I asked, knowing how trends come and go. “Well, […]

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Jacklyn Lick for sale

September 18, 2006 Gram the Man 0

Pioneering porn web presence/stomping enthusiast Jacklyn Lick is having a fire sale. If you are the type of person who likes to own other people’s […]

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Long time no Gram

September 17, 2006 Gram the Man 1

A reader asks: Grams, three days without an update. What the fuck? Dear Reader, Everything’s groovy. You, of all people, deserve an explanation for my […]

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Feds consider bukkake

September 11, 2006 Gram the Man 0

Sao Paulo’s own Danilo Simoes Croce has been arrested in Florida following a three-year investigation into his methods of bringing the world more fisting, bukkake, […]

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Kiki leak

September 11, 2006 Gram the Man 0

Last week I lamented that Kiki D’aire was nowhere to be found. According to go-fast boat fishing buddy Mike South, she has lap-danced her way […]