Porn, as you have heard, is a visual medium. That is why so many of its professionals sport tattoos in languages they can’t read. Here are some favorites. Note: I will add captions later – I have to throw out my Christmas tree.
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- The scissors don’t work for Stormy. Look out, 2009
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- See? It happens
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- Teagan eats pizza, shares some
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- Buck Angel can go anywhere Buck Angel wants
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- Stoya in a puff of smoke
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- Max Hardcore on the outside
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- Syd Blakovich and Madison Young make a statement
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- Punk kids sneering at our beloved industry
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- Kelly and Ryan Madison
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- Flava Flav and Robin Leach. There I said it
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- Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond check out Jenny Hendrix’s new boobs
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- Puma Swede, Ron Jeremy, Sunny Lane, Dennis Hof
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- How it’s done
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- That’ll do
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- April Flores and Carlos Batts at the “Voluptuous Biker Babes” premiere
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- What thoughts Vannah Sterling inspires
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- Eric Swiss and Brittany O’Connell inhabit their characters
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- Tina Tyler, voyageur
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- Hollie Stevens is my whore
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- That’s good coffee
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- James Deen to Dane Cross: “You play your cards right, one day you could LIVE in Glendale.”
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- Fun with Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West
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- Rocco Reed, Kayden Kross
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- Tony DeSergio provides my annual Thumbs Up shot
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- Kimberly Kane and Jimmy D. I forget what happened here
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- Fucking Manny Ramirez. Maybe not pornographic, but definitely obscene
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- Gram lands a Great White
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- Chris Charming regards Nicole Ray, Richard Monfort does, too
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- Scarlett Fay regards Scarlett Fay
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- Lisa Ann: It was a very good year
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- Kristina Rose and the KLK
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- Oh, Ava Rose – I’d put it in dry
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- Sindee Jennings channels Julianne Moore
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- Joanna Angel + media onslaught
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- Ashley Fires upstages herself because it’s all about the artist
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- The KLK switches on the tractor beam
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- Eric Swiss lands a Great White
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- Angelina Armani looks so good with clothes on I DEMANDED she not take them off
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- Bobbi Starr adds value to garbage, just by proximity
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- Cousin Stevie in a class by himself
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- Evan Stone and Stormy Daniels joust with their FAME awards
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- Lexi Love the way I intended were I God
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- Gazzman looks at his camera for some reason
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- Pina Colada mix helps when one of the participants did not bring his/her HIV test
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- Sasha Grey goes all Ronnie James Dio with the Serenity Prayer
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- Ava Rose and Alexa Jordan. I really, really like them.
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- Nakedness at $350 apiece at the Hustler 35th birthday party
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- Nakedness at Hustler’s 35th birthday party
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- Yes, Sasha Grey and a little person dressed as a bunny
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- Ashlynn Brooke going Method for “The Sex Files”
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- Misty Stone goes condiments only
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- Lorelei Lee, Maitresse Madeline, and a poor electrocuted girl from Georgia
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- Aiden Starr throws herself at me but I cannot. I cannot.
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- Rocco Reed and Charley Chase, alliterative lucky bastard
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- I live in a suitcase or, This is like “Up in the Air” except less predictable
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- Joanna Angel, Sasha Grey, Kristina Rose, Belladonna, and Kimberly Kane at the Rainbow
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- The KLK descends on me
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- Bobbi Starr squeezes own boob at home, not even suggestively. After all – it’s her boob
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- Nika Noir and Randy Spears in New Sensations’ “The Office” webisodes
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2009 was also the year where Aurora Snow apparently became a “MILF.”
May 2010 treat us all much more kindly.
(By the way, Leach also “hosted” the Las Vegas Marathon in early December…talk about dragging your proverbial $100 bills through a trailer park…)