Porn, as you have heard, is a visual medium. That is why so many of its professionals sport tattoos in languages they can’t read. Here are some favorites. Note: I will add captions later – I have to throw out my Christmas tree.
The scissors don’t work for Stormy. Look out, 2009
See? It happens
Teagan eats pizza, shares some
Buck Angel can go anywhere Buck Angel wants
Stoya in a puff of smoke
Max Hardcore on the outside
Syd Blakovich and Madison Young make a statement
Punk kids sneering at our beloved industry
Kelly and Ryan Madison
Flava Flav and Robin Leach. There I said it
Bobbi Starr and Dana DeArmond check out Jenny Hendrix’s new boobs
Puma Swede, Ron Jeremy, Sunny Lane, Dennis Hof
How it’s done
That’ll do
April Flores and Carlos Batts at the “Voluptuous Biker Babes” premiere
What thoughts Vannah Sterling inspires
Eric Swiss and Brittany O’Connell inhabit their characters
Tina Tyler, voyageur
Hollie Stevens is my whore
That’s good coffee
James Deen to Dane Cross: “You play your cards right, one day you could LIVE in Glendale.”
Fun with Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West
Rocco Reed, Kayden Kross
Tony DeSergio provides my annual Thumbs Up shot
Kimberly Kane and Jimmy D. I forget what happened here
Fucking Manny Ramirez. Maybe not pornographic, but definitely obscene
Gram lands a Great White
Chris Charming regards Nicole Ray, Richard Monfort does, too
Scarlett Fay regards Scarlett Fay
Lisa Ann: It was a very good year
Kristina Rose and the KLK
Oh, Ava Rose – I’d put it in dry
Sindee Jennings channels Julianne Moore
Joanna Angel + media onslaught
Ashley Fires upstages herself because it’s all about the artist
The KLK switches on the tractor beam
Eric Swiss lands a Great White
Angelina Armani looks so good with clothes on I DEMANDED she not take them off
Bobbi Starr adds value to garbage, just by proximity
Cousin Stevie in a class by himself
Evan Stone and Stormy Daniels joust with their FAME awards
Lexi Love the way I intended were I God
Gazzman looks at his camera for some reason
Pina Colada mix helps when one of the participants did not bring his/her HIV test
Sasha Grey goes all Ronnie James Dio with the Serenity Prayer
Ava Rose and Alexa Jordan. I really, really like them.
Nakedness at $350 apiece at the Hustler 35th birthday party
Nakedness at Hustler’s 35th birthday party
Yes, Sasha Grey and a little person dressed as a bunny
Ashlynn Brooke going Method for “The Sex Files”
Misty Stone goes condiments only
Lorelei Lee, Maitresse Madeline, and a poor electrocuted girl from Georgia
Aiden Starr throws herself at me but I cannot. I cannot.
Rocco Reed and Charley Chase, alliterative lucky bastard
I live in a suitcase or, This is like “Up in the Air” except less predictable
Joanna Angel, Sasha Grey, Kristina Rose, Belladonna, and Kimberly Kane at the Rainbow
The KLK descends on me
Bobbi Starr squeezes own boob at home, not even suggestively. After all – it’s her boob
Nika Noir and Randy Spears in New Sensations’ “The Office” webisodes
Porn, as you have heard, is a visual medium. That is why so many of its professionals sport tattoos in languages they can’t read. Here are some favorites. Note: I will add captions later – I have to throw out my Christmas tree.
2009 was also the year where Aurora Snow apparently became a “MILF.”
May 2010 treat us all much more kindly.
(By the way, Leach also “hosted” the Las Vegas Marathon in early December…talk about dragging your proverbial $100 bills through a trailer park…)