Teagan
Teagan on the stairs, August 2008.
Month: July 2009
Slut Wife Training 4
Studio: Dirty DDirector: Dirty DCast: Jenna, Mackenzie, Judy, Carmen, Kim Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot I see a title like “Slut Wife […]
Leaving out the welcome mat for Tanner Mayes
It looks like today’s theme is Porn Stars in Their Own Words. First Seth Dickens told us how life is like a hockey game, and […]
Seth Dickens releases biography to quell rumors
As I told Seth Dickens, who was one of the several performers quarantined (and cleared) in the recent HIV scare, I was not aware of […]
Brazen And Unshaven
Studio: Pink VisualDirector: variousCast: Maria Bellucci, Hillary Scott, Vixen Vogel, Jocelyn Stone, Cindy Crawford, Annie Body Portions of this review also appeared on Fleshbot You […]
The Lingerie Salesman’s Worst Nightmare
(The image above is not necessarily representative of the movie) Studio: Exotic TalesDirector: ArguiloCast: Sky Taylor, Ally Ann, Brixton Portions of this review also appeared […]
Lust See TV class of 1991
Must See TV, a term coined to describe NBC’s Thursday night lineup throughout much of the 80s and 90s, provided source material for four porn […]
Not the Cosbys XXX
Studio: X-Play/HustlerDirector: Will RyderCast: Thomas Ward, Misty Stone, Cassidy Clay, Sarah Vandella, Tyler Knight, Jaelyn Fox, Tee Reel The factory-farmed porn parody industry has released […]
Everything Butt: The Girls
Kink.com has unveiled its latest website, EverythingButt.com, which each Tuesday and Saturday – you could say they’re anal about it – will feature new stills […]
Jenn Steele
Jenn Steele supports our troops, July 2006
Stroll on, Richard Monfort
Photographer, director, and raconteur Richard Monfort, whose nom de porn was Richard de Montfort, will be memorialized Saturday morning at Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills Cemetery. […]
How’s Your Father? Gazzman’s trans-Atlantic quest for the "Perfect Breasts"
Of all the problems facing the porn world, runaway productions isn’t one of them. My staff at the Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce ensures that […]
Katsuni: Let them eat me
Exotic Dancer magazine sponsors an annual trade show in Las Vegas for the peeling industry. Everyone from stripper pole manufacturers, alcohol vendors, the people who […]
Don’t do the talkin’ if you don’t grok the gokkun
You want my copy of “American Gokkun 9,” starring Amy Starz and Kylee Luvit? It can do one of two things to your life: change […]
Jenny Hendrix: Remembrance of Things Assed
In honor of Bastille Day, feast your eyes on Jenny Hendrix, who does capitulation right. Here she is with Frenchman Manuel Ferrara in “The Jenny […]
Savanna Samson looks, Steve Hirsch sounds, I feel wistful
A recent article in the New York Times about the dwindling of porn plots featured a photo of Savanna Samson staring thoughtfully toward the Bowery […]
California living with Riley Evans
Now and then I get tired of the constant sunshine and blunted affect of California. I worry that my retirement will be marred by landslides […]
Voting open for NightMoves Awards, with autumn closing in
So close to the Porn Valley mentality is the city of Tampa that a street bearing its name runs straight through Northridge. That is why […]
O Awards honor things, not people, that fuck people
This week’s Adult Novelty Expo at the Sheraton Universal culminates with the first (annual?) O Awards Tuesday night. The awards will honor companies and products […]
American Gokkun, mama let me be
I would call Amy Starz a delicious train wreck in “American Gokkun 9” were it not for the collected seminal residue (and residon’t) from more […]