Today in Porn Swag: Late-nite double-anal
“Why would I need this squirt gun, travel-size toilet paper, latex glove, and promotional toast?”
Month: April 2011
“Bush”: I’m starting to feel vertically integrated
What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?
Porn music: It’s not just Bom Chicka Wow Wow anymore
For every “Not the Flintstones XXX,” there’s a movie that doesn’t insult your intelligence.
Go, Daddy or: This Ain’t Danica Patrick
“Did you like coming all over me?” says Britney Markham. “Everybody likes coming all over everybody, don’t they?”
Best of Inbox Nudes 4.27.11
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The dusky and ripe Dani Daniels is a girls-only girl, and I think this is a shame, but it’s probably the only way she can keep her makeup on
Letter from Gazzman: Importing “Harlots” to the Czech Republic
“Why do Russian hookers like Prague?”
“It reminds them of home, but without the breadlines and shootings, I suppose.”
You have to be limber in this business
Dana performed a 30 degree spinal concavity in service to a blowbang
“Sexy Tales”: Bobbi Starr has a dirty mouth
This month’s “Sexy Tales” featured Bobbi Starr, Bobby Gordon, and Fogelfoot
MontagFoto 4.25.11—Save Porn Star Karaoke Edition
Porn Star Karaoke is an ancient and venerable tradition that must be preserved
Easy Access with Katwoman, Charlie Sheen
Gram thinks it’s weird that some of the biggest criticism of people who pay for sex comes from the people who are paid for sex
Creepos at a Roller Rink: Shot by Kern
Professional models face some of the same challenges pornstresses do, but the former have a lower Creep Tolerance
Grid your loins: “Pron: The XXX Parody”
Grid your loins, porn fans!
Feminist Porn Awards 2011: Because Porn Is About Women
I kept expecting Gordon Lightfoot to show up and accept an award for “The Anal Wreckage of Edmund Fitzgerald by Jiz Lee Wearing a Strap-on.”
Clean living with Gram
Though marijuana is as much a part of the California lifestyle as drivebys and Disneyland, it is not for me.
Girls Spanking Girls: The L.A. Fetish Film Festival
I sensed a deep satisfaction in the fetishy people I met that I never encountered in the world of LL Bean catalog models.
THE SOFT MACHINE: Digital Playground’s High-End XXX Vids Have Redefined the Craft of Making Commercial Porn With Solid-Gold Results
My interview with Digital Playground’s Samantha Lewis and Ali Joone from Hustler Magazine, 2010
MontagFoto 4.18.11
Nudity, like vaginas, has an ephemeral, elastic, and subjective value
Alternate universe XRCO Awards deemed “elegant”
Gram wonders what the plane fare might be to the type of place in which the XRCO Awards were actually “elegant”
Hollie Stevens needs help bitchslapping cancer
Hollie Stevens now has a website to help defray recovery expenses.
Miami swings into action for Kimora Klein
Friends of Kimora Klein have set up HelpKimora.com to assist the porn performer with medical bills incurred in a January car accident