Today in Porn Swag: Late-nite double-anal
“Why would I need this squirt gun, travel-size toilet paper, latex glove, and promotional toast?”
“Why would I need this squirt gun, travel-size toilet paper, latex glove, and promotional toast?”
What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?
For every “Not the Flintstones XXX,” there’s a movie that doesn’t insult your intelligence.
“Did you like coming all over me?” says Britney Markham. “Everybody likes coming all over everybody, don’t they?”
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The dusky and ripe Dani Daniels is a girls-only girl, and I think this is a shame, but it’s probably the only way she can keep her makeup on
“Why do Russian hookers like Prague?”
“It reminds them of home, but without the breadlines and shootings, I suppose.”
Dana performed a 30 degree spinal concavity in service to a blowbang
This month’s “Sexy Tales” featured Bobbi Starr, Bobby Gordon, and Fogelfoot
Porn Star Karaoke is an ancient and venerable tradition that must be preserved
Gram thinks it’s weird that some of the biggest criticism of people who pay for sex comes from the people who are paid for sex
Professional models face some of the same challenges pornstresses do, but the former have a lower Creep Tolerance
Grid your loins, porn fans!
I kept expecting Gordon Lightfoot to show up and accept an award for “The Anal Wreckage of Edmund Fitzgerald by Jiz Lee Wearing a Strap-on.”
Though marijuana is as much a part of the California lifestyle as drivebys and Disneyland, it is not for me.
I sensed a deep satisfaction in the fetishy people I met that I never encountered in the world of LL Bean catalog models.
My interview with Digital Playground’s Samantha Lewis and Ali Joone from Hustler Magazine, 2010
Nudity, like vaginas, has an ephemeral, elastic, and subjective value
Gram wonders what the plane fare might be to the type of place in which the XRCO Awards were actually “elegant”
Hollie Stevens now has a website to help defray recovery expenses.
Friends of Kimora Klein have set up HelpKimora.com to assist the porn performer with medical bills incurred in a January car accident
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