FreitagFoto: Young Harlots at their leisure in Venice
Sometimes things are sexiest when the red video light is off
Month: May 2013
[PR] SAMANTHA BENTLEY, HENNESSY HEADLINE AUGUST PORN FILM VACATIONS EVENT IN PORTUGAL
…if we’re lucky, we see free-spirited porn girls running around in bare feet and Red Vines, pantsless on the way to the makeup chair. tHIS HAPPENS AT pORN fILM vACATIONS ALL THE TIME.
Hey, Home Pride: Even if she can’t tell you’re not looking at her, look at her anyway
Even if she doesn’t know you’re not looking at her, God will know
FreitagFoto—Teagan on the stairs
Gram Ponante finds Teagan Presley in an ostentatious McMansion but thinks they share a Carl’s Jr. mentality
How Lady Cheeky Got Her Groove Back
Having been an empty vessel for so long, [Lady Cheeky] tried everything on a sexual journey of discovery.
Skin Diamond nurses a lurking fear
The Skin [Diamond] was thickly covered with coarse black fur, and from the abdomen a score of long greenish-grey tentacles with red sucking mouths protruded limply.
Freud: When having sex near a metaphor, Tragen Sie Turnschuhe
“Tragen Sie Turnschuhe, Dumkopfen!” shouted the irritable Father of Psychoanalysis, dead from jaw cancer these seven decades. “Wear sneakers!”
Porn Star Birthdays—Virgins, Ingenues, And Contract Stars
Gram Ponante wishes a happy birthday this week to Annabel Chong, Satine Phoenix, Mallory Rae Murphy, Briana Banks, Alexis Texas, and Casey Parker
It’s 11 a.m.—guess it’s time for an “Assacre”
There is absolutely no reason to wear a watch during sex unless you are a hooker. And we all know that porn performers are not […]
When the screen is a gloryhole
When all practical means of creating enjoyable legal pornography are eradicated some time next week, we will no longer have the delightful porn trope of Penises Entering from the Side of the Frame.
A Haunting in Pornecticut or: Pornynormal Activity
In the movie “Pure MILF 2,” Lisa Ann cuddles up to some dude on his easy chair when a spirit wearing track pants is clearly seen walking by at the top of the stairs.
Condom debate offers another chance to explain porn personnel to us
In not describing the physical attributes or motivations of the players on the other side, Weis—and I’ll throw a lasso around the rest of the mainstream media here, too—implicitly sets up an Us v. Them scenario.
I Know What Girls Like: “Sex in Venice” with Scarlett Revell
“The ones that know, know it really well,” Revell says. “And they know how to be sexy. They know how to walk, how to look at you.”
New study explores porn’s inverse stigma to legality ratio
So if porn’e legality isn’t in question—only its parameters—why is there still a stigma to performing, consuming, or creating porn?
James Deen reveals himself to Canadians on podcast
“I’m (still) going to go (back) to a world where I have sex with beautiful women every day,” Deen says.
[PR] Melina Mason will be the hottest fishwife you know
I never had the opportunity to meet the lovely Melina Mason during her short adult career, but if I’m lucky there are some cockles and mussels in my future.
Porn Star Birthdays: Out And Out with Steve Driver and Traci Lords
“You can’t flunk out of porn” is a rule with exceptions
FreitagFoto: Only You, Misty Stone
It’s Wildfire Season in Porn Valley, and Misty Stone gets smoky
[PR] Farrah Abraham Hoping She Won’t Remind You of A White Montana Fishburne
“Farrah’s looks remind me of a young Kim Kardashian,” says Hirsch, and we all know how her story turned out.”
29th XRCO Awards Shows Its Dirtypillows
I’ve always felt that naming a Mainstream Favorite is like those movies where the protagonist forsakes his true friends—the misfits!—for the cool kids who have always been mean to him, and will be again.