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Month: March 2015

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Porn Stars And Their Sportsball: A March Madness Sampler

March 31, 2015 Gram the Man 0

I can see that it’s a football.

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Assed from the Past: Fap 5 Friday

March 27, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Gamelink.com presents the FAP FIVE WEEKLY COUNTDOWN! This week is very exciting as we have tales of pimping out our wives, a couple of movies […]

Once More into the “Dirt Pipe,” Dear Friends

March 22, 2015 Gram the Man 2

“Show us the stretching of the Asian Starfish,” says Jake Malone breathlessly

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Fap 5 Friday: Irish Curse Edition (March 20)

March 20, 2015 Gram the Man 0

For the past several months I have been doing this little job of work for Playboy in which I take the five top-selling movies for […]

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A St. Patrick’s Day Story

March 17, 2015 Gram the Man 1

“Put yer clothes on, ya Westmeath sloot,” Siobhan said. “It’s Paddy’s Day.”

Home Street Home

“Home Street Home”: When Rent Isn’t Easy

March 16, 2015 P. Weasels 1

An engaging but occasionally difficult musical, a brutal comedy about family, homelessness, drugs, BDSM, punk music, and power exchange.

Leonard Nimoy Nudes

Nimoy Posthumously Spock-shocks Facebook with Fascinating Fat Photos

March 5, 2015 Gram the Man 1

“Leonard Nimoy wanted us proud and naked and fat,” says Jukie Sunshine of the 2004 photoshoot that captured her and her cohorts in the Fat-Bottom Revue.

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Porn Standards Conclabe Supports Milves, Abolishes Strokable

March 3, 2015 Gram the Man 3

Notes from the 12th Porn Standards Conclabe CHATSWORTH, Calif.— Calling to order the 12th Annual Porn Standards Conclabe at the Lamplighter Restaurant here, Porn Valley […]

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