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Month: April 2015

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Fap 5 Friday: “Box” of “Chocolates” Edition

April 24, 2015 Gram the Man 0

You can’t spell Gump without Um…

Fap 5 Friday: Dip in the Jizz Edition

April 17, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Jizz in the dip or dip in the jizz. Either way, next time go with a professional.

An “X-Rated” Porn Primer

April 14, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Stroll through the sticky archives of some of the classiest porn movies of all time

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Same As the Old Boss: Paul Fishbein on the X-cellent “X-Rated”

April 14, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“My mother turned to me, half appalled and half proud, and said, ‘I hope you’re making money.'”

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Arrivederci Rocco: Siffredi Retires from Performing

April 11, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Siffredi leaves a legacy of nearly 2,000 movies shot on three continents.

Fap 5 Friday (April 10): Greek Easter Edition

April 10, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Maybe because it’s Easter and Passover, this week’s Fap 5 is surprisingly tame.

A Sex Poem for the Chosen

April 3, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Sundown, you better take care/If I see you been shavin’ off your pubic hair

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Fap 5 Friday: April 3

April 3, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“…suggests a world in which on any given night there are more than a hundred transsexuals willing to babysit your child.”

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Ponante Tapped To Lens Scientology Porn Epic

April 1, 2015 Gram the Man 2

“We need to cast the perfect Xenude,” says Engram Ponante

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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