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Month: September 2015

MANON MARTIN

Manon of the Schwing!

September 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

A thinly-veiled account of the Sarkozy administration, this film outlines the benefits of marrying women who are into orgies.

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Your Week in Porn-Related Sea Battles

September 25, 2015 P. Weasels 0

Porn star birthdays as they relate to naval skirmishes in an easy-to-understand primer with nudity

Who’s Sovvy Now? Sovereign Syre Is A Boss Bitch

September 25, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Sovereign Syre has some irons in the fyre.

THE TURNING

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Lesbian Apocalypse: “The Turning”

September 25, 2015 Gram the Man 0

A controversial movie that suggests lesbians weren’t born that way.

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Study: Porn Consumers Might Not Hate Women After All

September 23, 2015 Gram the Man 0

If it makes you happy, you can still think otherwise.

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From the Random Porn Title Generator: “Hardcore Pleasures”

September 17, 2015 Gram the Man 0

In Socialist Europe, you’re pretty sure they hose down the sofabed.

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How 9/11 Prepared Me for My Porn Career

September 11, 2015 Gram the Man 0

For me, porn was an escape from reality TV.

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Ho, Set A Watchman or: Learning To Not Overthink Your Porn Sequels

September 9, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Maybe it’s not a coincidence that Harper Lee rhymes with Robby D.

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Remembering Candida Royalle

September 8, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Candida Royalle wore many hats, had many cats.

Stoya and her nipples

Nipple Tourism And Rites of Passage

September 1, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Like a Bar Mitzvah, knowing when nipples are sexual objects and when they are not is the key to adulthood.

Two Decades of this Ridiculousness

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