Former girls-only performer Alexis Ford is Adam & Eve’s newest contract girl, filling out the triumpornate built on Kayden Kross and Bree Olson, and acting as a perfect synthesis of the two.
It is as if North Carolina scientists, having failed to determine how humanity descended from Adam & Eve 6,000 years ago, turned their attention to perfecting a Kross Breetween Adam & Eve’s two existing stars.
Kayden Kross, the leonine and elegant pornstress, is in the Ford hybrid perfectly fused with Bree Olson, the bouncy, earthy plaything.
With few exceptions, Adam & Eve is especially good at keeping its contract performers, the way Admiral Adama was adept at keeping the Colonial fleet alive.
But while the company’s Carmen Luvana model was an early success, the later Ava Rose and Sophia Lynn iterations had to be boxed.
“I am so excited to sign with Adam & Eve!” the Ford hybrid said. “I only want to work with the best, and Adam & Eve definitely sets the standard in the industry. End of line.”
I learned of Ford’s ascension to contract stardom early last week, prior to the official announcement, but was forbidden from attending the filming of her first movie, lest she become nervous about people seeing her naked. This is what I was told, anyway.
But it is understandable that going from girls-only to the full heterosexual slate of activities demanded of contract performers might be an adjustment.
Still, Ford’s first movie for Adam & Eve, “American Made: Alexis Ford,” will feature her first B/G scene (not to be confused with “BSG” scene).
“I look forward to frakking men,” the Ford hybrid said. “This has happened before, but never on camera. And it will happen again.”
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Her breasts are nigh-perfect, in my humble-yet-learned-opinion.
Gram I'm very disappointed in your hate. Or you can tell me I am mistaken by your boxy statement.
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Dear Mia,
You of all people should know, what with your Warcraft training, that the term for when "Battlestar Galactica"'s Cylons discontinued one of their own, the term was "boxing."
Your sister is neither boxy like a Volvo nor a boxer like Michelle Rodriguez in "Girlfight" or, to be perfectly clear, a dog. Instead, she was too much of an individual to ever be held by a contract.
I think the Rose girls are Alaska's greatest gift and am deeply saddened that you no longer watch SyFy.