Sigmund Freud said that psychoanalysis was useless on the Irish, and now an elderly Irish priest can add MILF to the list of things that find the Irish unpalatable.
According to the Christian Science Monitor:
Father Michael Sinnott had worked in the Philippines for nearly 33 years when six armed gunmen kidnapped him from a gated compound in Pagadian City on Oct. 11. He was released into the custody of the Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF), which turned him over to government authorities on Thursday morning.
When I was much younger (I hesitate to use the term “child” on a porn site – oh shit I said it) I learned that, while it was technically correct to call a female dog a “bitch” and it would be within the letter of the law to do so, I could probably think of something better to say than “I’m going to throw a bone to my bitches.”
Thus CSM correspondent Tom A. Peter might have tried a little bit harder than suggesting that the MILF toyed with the priest for 30 days and that the latter then suggested the MILF might want a younger man next time. And he certainly shouldn’t have used “MILF” in the headline.
And what self-respecting liberation front doesn’t perform due diligence with a simple Google search on their proposed company name?
Meanwhile, across the South Pacific in Fiji, a group of missionaries was captured by the ATOGM. Unfortunately (or not) for the visiting Mormon Elders, ATOGM means the same in Fiji as it does here.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: What makes a MILF? A new wrinkle; Tanya Tate’s definition of MILF; Stench of a woman – straight for pay with Arpad Miklos
See also: Irish priest kidnapped in Philippines released by MILF
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