Drain Your Balls before Supper: “It’s A Mommy Thing! 5”

Studio: Elegant Angel
Director: Patrick Collins
Starring: Raylene, Shayla LaVeaux, Camryn Cross, Faye Reagan, Sky Taylor, Diamond Foxx, James Deen, Anthony Rosano

Did you know that it’s unhealthy for you not to drain your balls?” – Sky Taylor

The satisfying thing about “It’s A Mommy Thing 5” – aside from the Shayla LaVeaux-obvious – is that the seductions went both ways and were just a little complicated – just like in real life!

Director Patrick Collins – probably because he owns Elegant Angel – allowed his characters to take their time setting things up.

James Deen works hard to get his girlfriend’s mom, Raylene, into the sack. Luckily, her continuous protestations don’t alter his course one bit. Cocky bastard.

Faye Reagan is disgusted by mom Diamond Foxx’s webcam displays, but then can’t pass up the opportunity for a three-way with boyfriend Anthony Rosano.

The purring Shayla LaVeaux pounces on a young fan who happens to be a porn director, shoring up the myth that porn doirectors have sex with the talent.

And Sky Taylor, seducing her best friend’s son over a martini glass, shares some of the early year’s best dialogue yet:

“Mrs. Taylor,” he says, “are you drunk?”

“No, and shut up.”

MILF/Cougar movies require a little more setup so that we may understand the characters’ complex Oedipal feelings, but “It’s A Mommy Thing 5” is so good, you’ll want to put your eyes back in!TM

Buy “It’s A Mommy Thing! 5” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: MILF, psychoanalysis reject Irish; Tanya Tate’s definition of MILF; AJ Bailey – 29 is the new 19
See also: Elegant Angel

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