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Abby Winters’ Intimate Moods: Now with a duck

Australia’s Abby Winters Pornographic Concern again presents a vaguely-titled study in corn-(or whatever grains they eat over there)fed women masturbating while bird sound effects co-mingle with their sploshing and grunting: “Intimate Moods.”

As you know, I’m into beaks, so naturally I tore into this DVD when I saw the duck on the cover.

Needless to say I was horribly disappointed when the duck made no further appearances.

Still, I always appreciate the naturally-lit self-gropefests that Abby Winters sends, even if the duck is a metaphor for the nonexistent Abby Winters (her)self.

Plus, I have this couch.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Livingston Taylor at the Wombat Room
See also: Abby Winters

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