Adam & Eve’s house that porn built

North Carolina porn concern Adam & Eve joined with a local Habitat for Humanity to build a house for a formerly unlucky family, and they didn’t construct it from copies of Tailgunners, either.

I asked A&E public relations director Katy Zvolerin if the Hillsborough family knew that part of their new home was constructed by off-duty porn personnel, and she said, “the family is very sweet and had no problem with us being pornographers and all.”

“But does Jimmy Carter know?”

No comment.

Adam & Eve employees spent 16 weeks on the project in the Fairview section of Hillsborough and, while contract girls Carmen Luvana, Bree Olsen, and Ava Rose did not christen the doorstep like a sextuple-breasted George Bailey, there were several references to caulking.

Previously: Porn for the greatest generation; Carmen Luvana’s Jueves Gigante; The Whipping Hour; Bree Olsen to Hustler: Please, not on my face
See also: Adam & Eve

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