Adultcon Awards nominations open

Remember yesterday when I said that the only thing that could ease me out of my despair was an awards show? Well, Adultcon will be throwing just such an awards show on June 9 at Hollywood’s Key Club, and nominations for awards will be accepted until March

The Adultcon Awards are based on the same voting system as the Emmy and Academy Awards in that they are voted on by members of the adult community

…says the press release, revealing that if you had a problem with Crash winning Best Picture last year it was the adult community’s fault.

Performers may nominate themselves in the following categories by visiting the website:

BEST ACTRESS AWARDS

· BEST ACTRESS FOR AN ANAL PERFORMANCE

· BEST ACTRESS FOR AN ANAL / VAGINAL PERFORMANCE

· BEST ACTRESS FOR AN INTERCOURSE PERFORMANCE (this confuses me -are there aspects of intercourse I don’t know about?)

· BEST ACTRESS FOR AN ORAL PERFORMANCE ON A WOMAN

· BEST ACTRESS FOR ORAL PERFORMANCE ON A MAN

· BEST ACTRESS FOR SELF-PLEASURE PERFORMANCE

BEST ACTOR AWARDS

· BEST ACTOR FOR AN ORAL PERFORMANCE ON A WOMAN

· BEST ACTOR FOR AN INTERCOURSE PERFORMANCE

· BEST ACTOR FOR AN ANAL PERFORMANCE (head up one’s own ass doesn’t count)

Previously: Cleopatra of the Nile wants you to die; “A fine spray of legitimacy“; XBiz Forum & Awards: Us v. Them; Will there be another Temptation Awards?; KSEX Awards: Meaty
See also: Adultcon Awards