Alexis Texas – just because

Did you know that Alexis Texas is actually from Texas? Not like that bitch Gretchen New Hampshire. That cheap skank is from New Hampshire.

Anyway, Alexis Texas was walking out and I was walking in, and this is exactly how she looked while doing so. Accessible, approachable, and absolutely not from New Hampshire. I hope that you have someone like Alexis Texas in your life.

Though our time together was brief, it made me think about this line from Don Covay:


Lord, I was checkin’ out
And she was checkin’ in
Yeah, yeah, yeah, (yeah)
(Oh yeah)

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Hustler XXX XXXI
See also: Alexis Texas on MySpace

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