“Alice in Wonderland”: The Quest for the Vorpal Dildo

One of the great virginal but ripe literary characters, Lewis Carroll’s Alice may be the one going down the rabbit hole, but it’s not for nothing that dozens of porn adaptations have made Alice the rabbit. Adult Source Media makes its animated Alice not only just barely legal but also a quick learner.

Studio: Adult Source Media
Director: W. Crawford
Starring: jessica drake

On her 18th birthday, Alice falls down a rabbit hole and winds up in Wonderland, suddenly naked and extra-large, with nothing else to do but pleasure herself with a dildo. She is taken to the roguish Mad Hatter, who fucks her on a table, then to the Red Queen, who fucks her with a strap-on, and then tries her mouth at a glory hole. Along the way, she finds a magic, “Vorpal” dildo, which it is whispered brings unity and peace to the kingdom.

Voiced by jessica drake, Alice is a bright-eyed and juicy vixen and, true to Adult Source Media’s other titles, like “Pinks,” the gay-oriented “Pirates’ Booty,” and “Pleasure Island,” there are no biological restraints on the prostates of these CGI characters, so the loads are large and opalescent.

This porn “Alice” stays about as true to Carroll’s original story as Tom Petty’s version, and pre-loads a sex scene between Alice and her fiancee at the beginning of the movie. Naked on a picnic blanket, the couple discuss their marriage, and Alice asks why she should marry such a scumbag as him.

Yet they fuck anyway, and in a moment he is gone and she is fully dressed, perring down the rabbit hole.

“I never saw this before,” she says, falling in.

It seems complicated, even for a porn movie.

The credits for this movie are interesting: From an original concept by Lee Roy Myers, the script was written by Eddie Adams, and director Crawford is credited with “revisions.” There must be all of three pages of dialogue in the whole cartoon.

Nevertheless, “Alice” doesn’t squander its resources just because it’s animated; everything is well-lit and the camera stays where it should. And drake, on loan from Wicked for this movie, doesn’t have to deal with that company’s condom policy, which is good because the loads are copious and would probably overwhelm a standard reservoir tip.

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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Down the rabbit hole with jessica drake; “Malice in La La Land”; Is “Alice” the new MILF?; Anus in Wonderland/Aiden Starr is furmented
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