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Alix Lakehurst: Riding on the Metro

Maybe Chicago’s Transit Authority is not called the Metro, but Alix Lakehurst’s recent adventure on the train was a lot sexier than While You Were Sleeping (though I do watch that movie at Christmas, just not for prurient reasons).

Ms. Lakehurst sets up her camera on the train and proceeds to insert a discreet bullet vibrator. We see nothing but her facial expressions, several kinds of tension building simultaneously as we share her fear that she’ll be interrupted at the next stop, or just as likely by a curious engineer.

It reminded me of Shirley Jackson’s “The Haunting of Hill House”. We never see the ghost, but we’re scared anyway. What I mean to say is that Lakehurst remains fully clothed, but it almost doesn’t matter.

After seeing this fascinating video I would watch Alix Lakehurst do anything. I just wouldn’t let her drive.

See the video here.

Previously: Hirsch’s Heavies heave haunches heavenward; At home with April Flores and Carlos Batts
See also: We Could Be Naked, Lakehurst as Tromette of the Month

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  1. chawkc says:

    I love Alix, she’s been one of the most interesting reads for me for almost a year now. What she’s doing now just makes it even more fun. Plus, it makes me want to ride the trains more, you never know what you’ll see.

  2. Gram the Man says:

    I agree: public transportation is awesome! But I never meet people like Alix, and I think I’m due.

  3. Anonymous says:

    Fat cows with ham hands, handling

    her meat flaps is NOT hot .

    Hog butcher of the world, indeed !

    Mooooooooooooooo .

  4. Larry Horse says:

    Sandburg also called Chicago City of Broad Shoulders, had he met Alix, he would have called it City of the Broad Breasts, and believe me in my time I’ve seen quite a few here, even though from time to time I have been caught staring.

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