Let’s just calm down for a second and look at this picture of Sophia Santi.
See? Everything’s better.
As you know, I run a highly militarized porn supremacist compound in the hills above the Santa Susanna Pass, and now and then let people have at the porn stash. It was in this spirit of giving that infrequent contributor Eugenie Brown expressed interest in, and was granted access to, Digital Playground’s Jack’s Playground 32.
“I want to eat Sophia Santi alive,” I believe were the words Brown used.
What I’m getting around to saying is that the resulting review essentially amounts to “Watch it with the sound off” and, if any hope can be gleaned from the stern criticisms of director Robby D. therein, they involve expecting better of him.
Read the review here.
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