I was sitting in this seminar about affiliate programs and the only person to talk about about bodily fluids, the liquid foundation of this businesss, was Karl Edwards, the representative of the gay affiliate program YouKnowJack.
How to dream up a successful affiliate program? the panel was asked.
“You just need to sit down with a bottle of lube and your fantasies and figure it out,” Edwards said.
We aren’t that different, really. How do most big things get done?
There was also a certain amount of amateur webmaster-bashing going on, with panelists saying that “some webmasters think that they can sign up for your affiliate program and then start making money without doing any work.”
Moderator Alec Helmy added, “I don’t even know if these people can be called webmasters anymore.”
If we substitute “webmaster” with “human”, the next step is genocide.
Steve Lightspeed of LightspeedCash broke the hearts of Tawnee Stone fans.
“I get these letters for Tawnee Stone (Lightspeedcash runs her affiliate program) saying, ‘I hope I’m not talking to some fat, bald, 40-year-old webmaster,'” Lightspeed recalled. “I’m like (making his voice high and squeaky), ‘No way, honey, it’s me!'”
Previously: AVN 2007; “A fine spray of legitimacy”
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