Andy San Dimas: How I didn’t ruin her career [video]

I am very fond of Andy San Dimas. Not in a fraternal or paternal way, but fond as a fellow human being would be who is grateful that she forgave him for calling her a cougar.

San Dimas was 22 in the Vivid movie “Nikki’s House.” I was sent a review copy of the DVD, it broke a few minutes in, and I extrapolated from what I’d seen that the characters interpreted by San Dimas—whom I’d never met—and Bobbi Starr—who has taught me everything I know about food allergies—were playing cougars.

“If women who’ve never had children can play milves, and if people who don’t actually love each other can somehow cause the other to ejaculate, then I guess Bobbi Starr can play a cougar,” I thought at the time.

So I published the review and was shocked and saddened to find out that, no, San Dimas wasn’t a cougar. She was only 22 at the time! Had I ruined her career by superannuating her across my vast media empire?

Well, this year San Dimas plays a stripper opposite Ryan Gosling in the hit movie “Drive.” Can a cougar (unless it’s Marisa Tomei) play a stripper? No. It must be a young and coquettish ingenue like Andy San Dimas.

This month I talked with San Dimas as she was primped by Makeup Artist to the Porn Stars Glenn Alfonso on the set of Adam & Eve’s “Cafe Amore.” We talked candidly about my cougar gaffe (as opposed to a Cougar Giraffe, which is an abomination in the eyes of G-d) and how it actually got her more work.

We also talked about milves in general, and she made me laugh.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Labor Day in Porn Valley; I will be your Porno Camp Boyfriend, Andy San Dimas; Andy San Dimas kneels before Zoe, Zod in “Superman XXX”