As much as the importance of words can’t be overstated, the non-verbal communication between Anjanette Astoria and Johnny Castle on the set of “Cougars in Heat” is just as significant in making a good scene.
“We really clicked,” Astoria said. “The scene was really strong.”
But what were they thinking the moment this picture was snapped? I have several suggestions:
- “I love Gilbert Gottfried”
- “I thought I couldn’t walk in my shoes”
- “Ed Hardy is to 2009 what Billy Ray Cyrus was to 1989”
- “Swayze“
Send me your caption for this picture and I will reward the best with a DVD.
For a few moments I toyed with the idea of only posting the above photo, but then I realized it would be unfair to you to withhold the nudity.
Astoria remarked that the scene with Castle merely whetted her appetite for making California’s roads unsafe.
“I found myself lusting all the way home to Sacramento,” she said. “I actually jumped on my hubby cowgirl(-style) while driving down the I-5 freeway because I was left so horny. But he was nice enough to make me come, rubbing my clit with my feet on the dashboard. You should have seen the expression on the truck drivers’ faces as we passed them in the slow lane.”
While I don’t believe a word of this, it does not diminish my great fondness for Anjanette Astoria. Why? Because even in this bold marketing ploy she reveals that:
- She loves her husband
- She respects truckers, the lonely heroes of the American road
- She is apparently flexible enough to touch her clit with her feet (unless I’m reading that wrong, or unless, like Linda Lovelace in “Deep Throat,” her clit is on the soles of her feet, in which case no wonder it’s hard to walk)
- She indicates that an older woman’s needs cannot entirely be met by a younger man
If you receive a lap dance from Astoria at one of her dancing gigs, know that she will take whatever friction you provided and grind it out on her husband. This is also why her rates are so reasonable.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Roadside stripping with Anjanette Astoria
See also: Anjanette Astoria, Cougars in Heat
i think the sex on the freeway thing might actually true!
Nice! Anjanette is amazing and so hot. I do believe the freeway thing, if you've ever talked to this woman she's a wild one. Doesn't suprise me she clicked with her co-star so well, the woman seems like a very sexual person.
you gave him a hummer and hem used his hummer from the pictures. now i hope you had insturace? i know you can't show his SR-22 and had to cover it up haha
Today I thought I'd change clothes and quickly check my email before mowing the lawn. I check and I've got an email with a link to this here blog. So much for mowing the lawn. My hard-on can clearly be seen bulging in my shorts! lol
Her: My, he certainly looks… eager. That expression plus his untied shoes make me think that he might have already… ummmm… well, thank the gods he's young.
Him: Boobies!
Anjanette Astoria is just incredible!!!
I love Anjanette! I was on set during the filming of Cougars in Heat and she got me wet just watching her. I hung out with her before and after the scene and she is more beautiful and sexy in person! Yes, it's true.
I want to film a girl/girl with Anjanette because she is so sweet and hot at the same time.
Love and Licks,
Totally Tabitha
It's about time an actual black guy started reading this site. Welcome!
Well, just because I don't advertise it…
…
Okay, I'm a mutt, but I check Black on official forms!
Anjanetter Astoria….. damn! this girl is amazingly hot and very fuckable from head to toe. I want a shoot with u Astoria huni. Keep doing the great work and make the guys jizz in their jeans.. Loves
I had the pleasure of fucking Anjanette witha double ended dildo and after all the grinding and moaning, she made me squirt all over her face…. this woman is fucking hot