You can look at Anjanette Astoria from both sides now. The Stockton-area stripper/MILF is all about tearing down barriers to entry.
Working mom Astoria sent along these pictures for anyone who comes home to a mess in the living room, dishes in the sink, and no dinner on the table.
“I’m glad you like the pictures,” she said.
Before you go accusing me of being a tool of the patriarchy with that scenario, know that:
- I know that all moms are working, even Amy Ryan’s character in “Gone Baby Gone.” What Anjanette Astoria is working is it.
- Who’s to say that it is a husband returning home to find that his wife hasn’t washed the dishes or made dinner? It could just as well be a man who returns home to find his refugee orphan prostitute has been sitting on her ass all day.
In any case, the left photo answers one question (“Are you available?”) and the right photo answers another question (“Just how available are you?“)
As we lead up to St. Patrick’s Day, the left photo also reminds me of the definition of Irish foreplay:
“Brace yourself, Brigid.”
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: I had the time of my life – twice; Whether it’s a titpop or a jawbreaker, these milves are on the move!
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I scanned that repeatedly for a Mitchell reference to no avail.
Although I should add, along the lines of your Gangbang Squad/Deadbeat Club post a month or so back, I have often wondered if I’m alone in jerking off to a “Big Tits, Round Asses” and then put “Carey” on iTunes. Thanks for answering that pressing question.
JR, Joni Mitchell wrote “Both Sides Now” but it was popularized by Judi Collins.
Yeah, aha, talk about that line flying right past me. I really don’t know jokes…at all.