She sexually harasses her butler, Sean Michaels (the way he was dressed, at first I thought this would be the first Nation of Islam porn to hit the market), she verbally abuses an employee, and at no point does she approach her sexual endeavors, be they with a baseball bat or with Amber Chase, with anything but determined malice.
One would get the mistaken impression from this video that Astoria is a bitch in real life.
But who would buy a movie called “Docile Cougars”?
“Cougar on the Prowl” is a great example of how you don’t need a big studio to make a good movie. Astoria, who makes part of her living as a stripper at clubs like City Limits in the Sacramento suburb of Auburn, and her husband produced this film, which stars just as many famous names as unknown ones.
For example, one of my favorite scenes involves just-past-jailbait Kaydence Skye, who plays a character that is dumb as a box of rocks.
As she talks with her soldier boyfriend on the phone, she lazily licks an ice cream cone through her braces.
“You’re still in Iraq, right?” she says. “I wish you could come home, but it’s for a good cause.”
You’re still in Iraq, right?
In a movie that plays with the narrative in a very interesting way, Astoria finds the videpo Skye makes for her boyfriend and masturbates to it (with a baseball bat). Skye, perhaps anticipating the horrors of way, rouges herself with strawberry jelly.
But it just goes to show you that porn performers are artists, first and foremost; actors who are playing roles. Perhaps Skye doesn;t really believe we are in Iraq legitimately, perhaps she would prefer blueberry jelly to smear herself with at home, perhaps Astoria, when in the mood to masturbate with sporting equipment, would choose a jai alai stick if she had her druthers.
Either way, “Cougar on the Prowl” is a fun movie, even if you know that Astoria could have you at Hello.
Buy “Cougar on the Prowl” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Roadside stripping with Anjanette Astoria; Live in my Secrets; The Soft and tumescent parts of Ashlynn Brooke and Sadie West: A Military perspective
See also: Notorious Pictures