That one of Aiden Starr’s former porn names is Lolita (for obvious reasons) and because Lewis Carroll just loved kids, it is wholly appropriate that Starr was chosen for a tea party scene in Stormy Daniels’ upcoming trip through the looking glass, Tormented.
Daniels (more on our esteemed colleague from Louisiana later) suggested that Starr’s character, who played a rabbit, have a furry butt plug.
“Do you have an anal scene in this movie?” I asked.
“No,” Starr said. “But the plug holds on the tail.”
Starr needed to walk around with the plug, but it hurt.
“Is that glitter in your butthole?” she was asked.
“No, it’s probably blood,” she said.
But Starr is a trooper, and she gamely posed, butt plug on board, atop and around the impressive set in North Hollywood. As it was Earth Day, I even persuaded her to eat a carrot (“I’m just going to step into the bathroom and paint my penis orange for a minute” director Jonathan Morgan said).
Though the 5’0″ evil pixie did have a suggestion for Wicked’s photographer.
“I’m not very long,” she said, “so spreading me around on stuff doesn’t usually work.”
As it came time for her to shoot her scene with Daniels (as Alice) and Mick Blue (as the Mad Hatter), Starr took a long look at the furry butt plug.
“It looks like I shat a rabbit’s head,” she said.
She stood next to Daniels, who towered over her but who looked like she wanted to put Starr in her nonexistent pockets.
“You look like a trial size,” Daniels said.
Reconsidering her furry plug, Starr said, “I look like a cat that got out of the yard.”
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Nerd girls keep on truckin‘; Egg Nog latte and Aiden Starr
See also: Wicked
Not one Tom Petty reference?? Don’t cum around here no more maybe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWHRGQB8eQI
In that Tom Petty now looks like some kind of ghoul, I thought it best not to invoke him in an article about hot chicks (though why I chose to oust The Refugee in favor of L. Carroll’s pedophilia is up to debate).
When is this out on DVD