Aria Austin’s post-gangbang plans (besides a good wipe)

"Hold on, fellas, there's enough to—no, you're right. Just grab whatever you can."
“Hold on, fellas, there’s enough to—no, you’re right. Just grab whatever you can.”

“I don’t do relationships,” says 24-year-old Aria Austin following her first (filmed) gangbang. “Which is probably best right now.”

gangbang17Earlier that day Austin (who’s from Austin!!), wearing a skimpy French Maid’s outfit (and is “French Maid” ever not accompanied by the word “skimpy”?), enters a room whilst languidly swinging a dust brush. Then she notices a big, bare mattress in the middle of the room. On that mattress is a dildo, so she uses it. Then Leya Falcon comes in and fucks her. Then Leya Falcon leaves (this is all just like a dream I had), then five guys fuck Aria.

And you know what? None of those things was remotely interesting to me.

Following the last eye-aimed cumshot, though, Austin wraps herself in a towel and, still in her socks, gives a charming interview to director Mike Quasar in which we get to hear her great Texas drawl and learn that she recently came to California after failing sex rehab.

“Yeah, I fucked my therapist,” she says. “I kinda persuaded him.”

“We should make a whole other movie,” Quasar says.

YES, YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE. That’s the movie that needs to be made.

Buy “My First Gangbang 3” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Sabrina’s Deep-Thinking BigTop Gangbang
See also: Zero Tolerance

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2 Comments

  1. Here’s a concept, too: instead of calling it “My First Gangbang 3,” which on the surface doesn’t quite make sense (see also Final Fantasy 2 through 15), we call it “Aria Austin: My First Gangbang” or even “My First Gangbang: Aria Austin edition” hence preserving the grouping of the product line in any alphabetical listing by title.

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