Ashley Blue: What she isn’t

I asked Ashley Blue what swear-phrases were necessary to maintain her composure throughout the day.

“I like to call people a Fat Fuckin’ Faggot,” she said.

“It has nothing to do with their sexual orientation, either,” she continued.

“Or their weight?” I asked.

“Exactly,” she said. “If my pen pissed me off, I’d call it a Fat Fuckin’ Faggot, because it is a very pleasant thing to say.”

In my head, I made out with Ashley Blue for about six hours, until I had to go to the AVN Awards, the Fat Fuckin’ Faggot.