A karaoke party that may or may not feature porn stars and other adult industry luminaries will be held tonight in the ancient heart of Los Angeles. This is not to be confused with PSK at Sardo’s or KPS at the Chatsworth Von’s.
Ron Royster, director of VCA’s forthcoming Atomic Vixens and long-haired agitator, describes tonight’s event at the Smog Cutter as “Douche-less Porn Star Karaoke: All the fun of Porn Star Karaoke with none of the douchebags.”
Royster claims to love everyone but this emphasis on porn-world douchebaggery only underscores the dualism that coats, soothes, and relieves this industry. John Kerry would not be President today if he strictly relied on calling his opponent a douchebag rather than presenting a solid identity of his own.
The Smog Cutter is operated by three Asian ladies, Royster says, who are “always drunk.” This, if not for any other reason, should propel you to 864 Virgil Ave. this evening at nine. Royster heads back to the land of AEBN, Adam & Eve, and the birthplace of Pepsi tomorrow.
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