I will be speaking at the International Conference on Creampies and the Fisting Arts (ICCFA) next week at the Hague and have brought some visual aids.
My keynote, “Eat My Dick: A Gestaltist Perspective” focuses on the way certain niches are presented in boxcovers and the implicit assumptions made about the intended audience.
For example, “Ponytails & Pigtails” features Mysti (“Pigtails”) May on the cover. The bottom banner reads “2 discs of super-cute girls w. tails!!” I know this because I looked up the DVD description, but New Sensations credits the audience for this title with the ability to figure out the 12 obscured characters (with spaces) that are covered by May’s barely post-pubescent thighs.
How does New Sensations know its consumers are up to the task? I assume it’s because the target audience for this type of title spends a lot of time hanging around schools.
Fans of black-on-Asian action need remedial help, however. Unless “Chocolate Covered Asians” features Asians who are actually covered in chocolate, then it would be obvious to non-stroke victims that this is an “interracial edition.”
I am looking forward to telling the cosmopolitan group and the Belgians who host them that the porn consumer is not easily identified, and that my speaking fee needs to go up.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Swallow the yellow thick load, Dorothy; Cuntum of Phallus
See also: New Sensations
"Chocolate Covered Asians"? Well, I guess they taste better than chocolate covered grasshoppers or ants… and it sure in the hell sounds better than "Dirtpipe Chocolate Milkshakes."
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Although, if it were to come out in March and feature an Irish theme, "Dirtpipe Shamrock Shakes" has a nice ring to it.
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