We do know that Mr. Marcus is hosting the sixth AsianModel-palooza on November 19th, but the ad is ancient-Chinese-secret about which, if any, Asian models will be there. If it is anything like InternetModel-palooza, now is the time to start worrying.
But “Asianmodelpalooza 6 features the hottest supermodels, internet stars, import models, film, DVD, magazine, TV, and exotic dancers on earth!” the ad maintains, weeping softly.
The event will be held in world culture capital Pasadena at the Pink Diamonds strip club. I’m assuming Pink Diamonds will need to be expanded to get all the earth’s Asian talent in there as well as accommodate the fans.
Yes, but will there be traditional Beijing Opera Porn?