More and more we have become aware that attractive women tempt fate both by being alive and living near black men, the same as they do by posting duck-lipped selfies. In “Gangland 84,” Jodi Taylor gets her comeuppance for having chosen to move to an area in which black men reside.
Meanwhile, I try to figure out how to squeeze Kimberly Hall, Julian Lennon, and Sam Peckinpah into the same porn review.
I’m sure there are movies prior to Sam Peckinpah’s “Straw Dogs” that convey the dread and hopelessness of being an outcast in one’s own neighborhood, and that’s fine, because the 3-man black-on-white home invasion series “Gangland” is all about consent.
Jodi Taylor is a slacker college student with bright eyes, red hair, and a birthmark that makes it OK to dig one’s thumbs in her white, white flesh. She tells a friend that she’s worried about the weed-smoking black men loitering in her back yard.
“What if they break in while we’re doing Pilates?” she asks.
She decides to confront them, but it doesn’t work.
“Just because we do dirty shit doesn’t mean we’re dirty individuals,” protests the loitering DSnoop, one of Porn Valley’s most distinctive performers.
Instead, the gentlemen stroll right into her home and immediately begin undressing (a shot of Taylor in the foreground reacting to the sudden nakedness of her guests in a background mirror is particularly artistic).
At this point the movie could go two ways, I’m thinking:
1. Ms. Taylor could be raped
2. She could convince them that it is in their best interest to leave before she alerts the authorities. After all, it has already been established that she has a phone.
Neither of these things happen. After protesting for about 30 seconds, Taylor succumbs to her inevitable curiosity and begins stroking every piece of flesh darker than her own, which is most of it.
This South-Central-on-Northern-European porn makes for an amazing color palette which would be altogether pleasant but for three things:
1. How do you call it a gangbang movie if it’s just three dudes? In Chatsworth that’s known as “lunch.”
2. Next time let’s have more of a transition between “put your boxers back on!” and “Put your cock in my mouth.”
3. I know the come has to go somewhere but, combined with Taylor’s clear discomfort during some of the 4-way action, in which she is made “airtight”—a porn term for having all three regulation holes filled with some manner of penis—couldn’t her pretty face be spared the viscous onslaught? It seems a little on the nose, as it were.
I have not watched the previous 83 movies in the “Gangland” canon, but I’m wondering if they all follow the Peckinpah model and, if so, is there ever a “Valotte”-style gangbang.
Buy “Gangland 84” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Once again, Black Dick helps
See also: Devil’s Film
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