Carly Milne, who is by no means ever coming back to the porn business, used to talk about the questions people not involved in the adult industry would ask her. I forget what those questions were but peeople would ask them all the time. My experience has been slightly different. Maybe it is my demeanor, [...]

Putty Hummer asks: “If I was fired while my employer was under the influence of cocaine, can I add that to my case of wrongful termination?”

Taking its title from that Creed song, Digital Sin’s Ass Wide Open 5 is now on shelves at your local embattled Mom & Pop porn video store. Starring Europe’s Katy Caro (well, not the Europe that gave us “The Final Countdown,” but the actual Europe), Ass Wide Open 5 was helmed by “master director Jean-Yves [...]

Doc Johnson has just released a cast of Vivid Girl Malezia’s parts that was created from Swedish fish material. Now if I could only get a Kiki D’aire made from potato salad or a Rolo Belladonna. The press release describes Malezia as Eurasian and Egyptian, once again underlining the industry’s Eurasianafricansuramericanoantarctican phobia. This business will [...]

An article in the St. Petersburg Times suggests that the era of women making out with each other in bars and on the dance floor for lack of anything better to do might be coming to an end. I laud this return to confident handshakes and quick hugs. “I only did it to make Gram [...]

Darklady, Miss Oregon Leather of 2004, is hosting a to-do for her birthday. It is my solemn hope that Rob Halford will show up with a Green Manalishi casserole to the DL’s potluck birthday party on August 20. I don’t know what-all happens up there in the Oregon woods, but any event that employs potluck [...]

I went to the Simon Wolf Kinky Sex party last night and I must tell you that the Rokbar kicks fucking ass. Excellent music and great video projections. I fear, though, that Tommy Lee’s establishment is not the type of place someone like me would be able to get in unless I was already on [...]

See this guy? Click the link above to see many of the AVN Hall of Fame director’s credits, some dating to 1974 when the name Roy Karch was first used. “I don’t dig fascism, and intolerance ain’t groovy, man, you grok?” he said, but not all at the same time. Roy also plays harmonica and [...]

I will not say that Sunny Lane and her manager mom came over and made a Gram sandwich in order to secure a mention on this site (1.) because that would be untrue and (2.) because I’d probably do it anyway. The virginal (relative to this business) Lane is being touted as a Best New [...]

Video Secrets, the Calabasas company that hosts international webcam shows, including Flirt4Free and the branded webcam offerings of a few other adult studios, once again occupies a tasteful place on my sidebar after my intense aesthetic sensibility deemed it inappropriate a few months ago. “Some people spend $100,000 a year on camgirl chats,” said Alfonsus, [...]

It will affect neither the stellar service nor the attendance at Sardo’s if I say that last night’s Porn Star Karaoke was a little off. Wankus was angry for reasons undisclosed, Robyn Rosenberg announced she’d fallen in love with an aircraft mechanic over the Internet, and would no longer pursue Lurk Ford, who was chastised [...]

GramPonante.com has learned that AVN has created another press release-regurgitating entity [PRRE] to join Trent Brown, Chip Baker, and Ben Marco: “His” name is Marty Murphy. “I am shocked, appalled,” XBiz news editor Martin Murphy did not say. “It is like they have stolen my identity. The identity that is so precious to me. Where [...]

Tonight Porn Star Karaoke is being sponsored by Land Madel Lisa Sparxxx and Hellbound Productions. I have never heard of Hellbound Productions but I can get behind anything with the word “Hell” in it. Why? Because I am a 13-year-old boy. The Hellbound team will be giving away a 27″ TV and a $100 discount [...]

What I suggest is very simple: the women from the Dove skin-firming ad should meet the women from Sex Z’s VSDA party and, you know, wrestle.