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The Porn Valley Mail & Load, March 5, 2021

March 5, 2021 Gram the Man 0

“A vision of exuberance and sexual delight, her lithe teen body eagerly writhes in ecstasy…”

Mark Spiegler

“Patron of the Tarts” or: How To Run Porn Valley from Your Couch

March 4, 2021 Gram the Man 0

If you could set aside your judgment of porn’s morality or put in perspective what it means to be exploited in minimum-wage late-stage capitalism, then […]

Clara Trinity

The Porn Valley Mail & Load, February 26, 2021

February 26, 2021 Gram the Man 0

How Porn Valley sells itself to Porn Valley

Master Joshua

News from the Terrifying World of Bondage And Discipline

February 26, 2021 Gram the Man 0

Even in the age of Insta-dommes, giants still walk the earth.

Larry Flynt The Right To Be Left Alone

Larry Flynt’s “Right To Be Left Alone”

February 10, 2021 Gram the Man 1

Wheels Up, Larry Flynt

Selkie of the Faroes

The Pubic Status of Public Statues: Five Rock-Hard Nudes

October 13, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Who says revisionist mythology can’t be progressive and pubeless at the same time?

“I Think People Are the Greatest Fun”: Roy Karch Dead At 73

September 24, 2020 Gram the Man 5

At his best, Roy Karch just wanted to grok your scene.

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We Shall Overcome (on your face): On the set of “Not the Cosby Show XXX” pt. I

August 19, 2020 Gram the Man 1

I don’t think the word “black” was used once.

We Shall Overcome (on your face): On the set of Not the Cosby Show XXX pt. II

August 19, 2020 Gram the Man 0

“Not Even A Different World XXX”

AVN Awards To Go Online Rather than Onstage in Vegas

August 4, 2020 Gram the Man 0

For the first time in the ceremony’s 38-year history, the AVN Awards will be held online, rather than in Las Vegas, for the 2021 show.

PR: Nia Nacci—A Lot of First

July 31, 2020 Gram the Man 0

A gentle reminder that When are you NOT seeing some him or another fuck?

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PR: Just Once I’d Like To See a Porn Movie about Gluttony

July 27, 2020 Gram the Man 0

I’m also attracted to Hot Slothful ladies, as their expectations are lower.

PR: Charlotte Stokely Returns to Her Root

July 27, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Or: You can be a Girls-Only Superstar and still enjoy giving blowjobs

Maitland Ward: “(Not) a Cautionary Tale”

July 25, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Maitland Ward says that her mainstream-to-porn journey is not a cautionary tale.

Emission of the Week: Thanks, Tanya

July 25, 2020 Gram the Man 2

Another Sexy Letter from the essence-mortared pages of Pip Caligulone’s Houseboat magazine.

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2020 Altporn Awards: “These People Don’t Leave the House Anyway.”

July 23, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Balloting closes July 25 to weigh in on “Tattooed Anal Sluts 2”

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PR: “But I Can Play A Teen”

July 22, 2020 Gram the Man 0

The late, lamented Brandon Iron devised a poignant and arch series several years ago called “She Is Half My Age” (I think some of the […]

PR: Do They Know It’s Handjob Day At All?

July 21, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Well, at least they didn’t overcommercialize International Hand job Day this year.

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PR: JOI de Vivre

July 21, 2020 Gram the Man 0

You may be saying, “But Grams, that is, without a doubt, the One Thing I need no instruction about.”

Sabrina’s Deep-Thinking Big Top Gang Bang

July 20, 2020 Gram the Man 4

“If it were up to me,” Deep told me, “I’d just have them come one after the other. But this is a big production, and these people are very organized.”

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