In which I use the term “bulbourethral.”
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events
Talk About Digital Playground’s “Pirates” Day
A little story about the biggest porn movie of the century, “Pirates.”
fetish
Dani Daniels: It’s Like She’s Florence Nightingale or Something
Nurse Dani Daniels is an angel of mercy to a man who accidentally ingested his uncle’s boner pills. Gram Ponante (America’s Beloved Porn Journalist) says it happens more often than you’d think.
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Fuck Thunderdome: Bonnie Rotten Is “Beyond Fucked”
Bonnie Rotten plays a sex-and-apocalypse-wizened bounty hunter in the movie Tommy Pistol was born to make.
commentary
AHF Unveils 4th HIV+ Performer Product, FSC Responds
The AHF reveals a John Doe in a specially-choreographed unveiling.
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It Makes You Wonder How Quickly Jennifer White Went through the Old Black Stepdaddy
“I love the way my black stepdaddy comes inside my tight little pussy,” White says to no one in particular.
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A Man Needs A “Maid To Order” or: A Tree Grows in Belle Noire
These maids more than compensate for their half-assed attention to detail with their whole asses.
BDSM
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Vampire Gloves from Love Bites
These aren’t the type of gloves to get into snowball fights with, unless your opponent is some kind of lifestyle submissive.
gallery
Mia Malkova: Carcharadon Carcharias
“You’re killing me,” Manuel Ferrara says to the great white Mia Malkova. “You’re like a shark.”
health
Porn Valley Fluid Exchange Moratorium Lifts Friday
Squatting to ring the ceremonial gong in the northern men’s room of the Lamplighter Restaurant in Chatsworth, Porn Valley Mayor Loup Perch-Tounge announced the lifting of a weeks-old shooting moratorium for the embattled porn industry. “As of Hair And Makeup on Friday, September 20, I declare our long national nightmare over,” said Tounge to a […]
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How Does Being A Jukebox Hero Relate to Miami Milves? Well, It Doesn’t
Quick Summary: In this scene from “My Girlfriend’s Hot Mom 4,” there is neither a girlfriend nor is the woman getting fucked a mom. So the movie should be called “4.” Like the Foreigner Album.
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Charlee Chase And Why We Can’t Be Sure of Anything Anymore, So Why Bother?
Sometimes a concept can be explained so articulately that people forget that it’s so simple that it never needed to be brought up at all. I feel that way about the recent spate of “Porn sex isn’t real sex” stories. Well No Shit. One need look no further than the title “Big Titty MILFs.”
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Evil Angel Asks: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Alexis Texas?
…just imagine what a bunch of porn directors will do when considering the pliant, spongy form of Alexis Texas.
commentary
California Condoms-in-Porn Bill Runs Out of Time while Moratorium Continues
A bill to require condoms on porn sets throughout California stalls while a Porn Valley filming moratorium continues in the wake of HIV infections
commentary
Dear Jehovah’s Witnesses: I Think I Know How You Will Answer the Question “Porn: Harmless or Toxic?”
It doesn’t matter how the left-handed spend their time; they’re going to Hell anyway.
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“Get My Belt”: There’s More Than One Way to Skin (Diamond) A Horse [review]
For those left disturbed by “Get My Belt,” a bonus disc of Behind the Scenes footage reminds us that everyone is actually very friendly and considerate of each other.
interviews
Kelly And Ryan Madison: Sometimes A Spouse Needs A Good “Belt”
I like couples in porn better than couples porn, for the most part.
Porno-Americans