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PR: Finally, Men Exploited

July 19, 2020 Gram the Man 4

Press releases tell us who has the money to be paying porn publicists.

Kristina rose, 2009, by Gram Ponante

Anatomy of an Oil Orgy

June 30, 2020 Gram the Man 4

Sometimes you need to turn turmoil into a big butt oil orgy.

International Workers’ Day: Working at the Houseboat

May 1, 2020 Gram the Man 0

For International Workers’ Day, an account of my year at Pip Caligulone’s Houseboat Magazine

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Emission of the Week: Thanksgiving with My Girlfriend’s Mom

May 1, 2020 Gram the Man 2

It was in that spirit that, once she’d blown me on the toilet, she asked if I wanted to have dinner with her family.

Anticipating Infighting, APAC Urges Tolerance

April 30, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Quorn between two or more non-fluid-bonded performers, and marketed as such, is a social no-no.

Plague Sexts from Porn Stars: Riley Reyes

April 16, 2020 Gram the Man 0

“I can see how being a single horny guy online while tons of women are trying their hand at onlyfans or camming would make you suuuuper salty.

“Porn: A Series” of Semi-clothed Events

April 9, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Hieronyvision releases a softcore “All About Eve” for a new streaming platform.

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Plague Sexts from Porn Stars: Joanna Angel

April 7, 2020 Gram the Man 2

During the plague, Joanna Angel talks about Jizz Conservation and stress relief via being told what to do.

Plague Sexts from Porn Stars: Casey Calvert

April 2, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Casey Calvert provides an excellent debut for this—with luck, brief—series on surviving a lockdown porntastically.

Demi Desire charms the author's dog

You Can Do That in Porn: Ivy Green Becomes Demi Desire

February 21, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Demi Desire by any other name would still be the best thing that ever came out of Phoenix

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Getting To Know Doja Cat, Knowing Enough About Diplo

February 19, 2020 Gram the Man 0

I want a Re-Doja of my Doja Cat interview.

Everybody Comes to the Kink Suite

February 8, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Mimosas, dildos, and conversation on an upper floor of the Hard Rock

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Snakes, Porn, And Compersion with Angela White

February 5, 2020 Gram the Man 2

“By destigmatizing porn, I argue myself out of a job,” Angela White says. “I’ll just have to find something else to do, won’t I?”

Quips Don’t Lie: Gram’s Hot Take on Shakira, Shakira

February 3, 2020 Gram the Man 0

14 minutes of white people losing they damn mind

Last Call at the Hard Rock: An AVN 2020 Gallery

January 31, 2020 Gram the Man 0

“It’s ironic that a bunch of porn girls are going to be hanging out at the Virgin Hotel next year.”

Sully Savage, photographed by Gram Ponante

The Sensual Sighs of Sully Savage

January 23, 2020 Gram the Man 0

“I’ve always known that I was a witch,” Sully says, “I don’t believe in God. Hail Satan.”

LOYAL ROYAL SUBJECTS SAVE HARRY AND MEGHAN FROM POACHING PORNOGRAPHERS

January 22, 2020 Gram the Man 0

“I am also an American who fell in love and moved to the U.K., just like Meghan Markle,” the former New Yorker-turned-glamcore director says. “I don’t want to see her new adventure tainted by porn poachers.”

Roy Karch’s Last Production

December 7, 2019 Gram the Man 6

“Wow,” says Roy Karch, my old friend, as I lean over the railings of his bed to kiss him on the forehead. “Wow.” He reaches […]

Work Ethic: Autumn Falls in “My Dirty Maid 11”

November 15, 2019 Gram the Man 0

How many times has Autumn Falls walked into a room to find an erection waiting there? Maybe 10,000 times?

“Love Emergency” Controversy Roils North Carolina Porn Giant

September 23, 2019 Gram the Man 0

Manufactured outrage even exists in the adult industry.

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