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About P. Weasels
P. Weasels has been working in various aspects of the porn industry since 1997, and has been a fan since 1975. He has also worked in the videogame and comic-book industries. In his spare time, he performs as a storyteller at various events in the San Francisco Bay Area and looks for things to do in the San Francisco Bay Area that will make for good stories. He has written for Gamelink, Kink.com, and the San Francisco Chronicle, and wishes he had spent more time playing baseball as a kid, because he thinks he would have made a good catcher. Email if you want to hear his idea about a great escort agency.
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Your Week in Porn-Related Sea Battles

September 25, 2015 P. Weasels 0

Porn star birthdays as they relate to naval skirmishes in an easy-to-understand primer with nudity

“My Hotwife’s Gangbang”: An Alternative View

June 10, 2015 P. Weasels 2

Two guys review “My Hotwife’s Gangbang”: My Jaw Dropped When I Saw #4 (Hint: There Is No Number Four)

Home Street Home

“Home Street Home”: When Rent Isn’t Easy

March 16, 2015 P. Weasels 1

An engaging but occasionally difficult musical, a brutal comedy about family, homelessness, drugs, BDSM, punk music, and power exchange.

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