AVN: North Korean rocket launch “provocative,” “strokeable”


PYONGYANG—AVN responded in the strongest possible terms to today’s North Korean rocket launch, calling the gesture “provocative” and “strokeable,” and praising its “chemistry.”

“After several botched attempts,” Adult Video News reports, “North Korea managed to send a satellite into orbit, and this reporter to his box of WetNaps.”

The launch, which hurtled a missile skyward past Japan, was “worth stocking,” writes Steve Ochs in his AAA 1/2 review.

North Korean state media called the launch a “groundbreaking” mission that met the “last instructions” of Pyongyang’s late leader, Kim Jong Il, including the “interracial” scattering of rocket debris over Pyongyang ally China.

“Overall, this effort is solid, with some very strokeable, memorable moments,” notes AVN’s Donna Shapiro.

The North Korean state media was also pleased.

“The second version of satellite Kwangmyongsong-3 successfully lifted off from the Sohae Space Center in Cholsan County, North Pyongan Province by carrier rocket Unha-3 on December 12. The satellite entered its present orbit,” the state media states. “Love Flick Shagwell.”

60667big_127776Despite fears about the significance of a successful launch, Asia experts and AVN urge readers not to panic, but to be wary.

“It’s not going to change anyone’s life, but (North Korea’s space program) is solid, (and) strokeable,” Ochs says.

AVN then abandoned talking about North Korea altogether.

“When he takes her from behind, however, the intensity level kicks up to adequately strokeable,” writes Matt Torrence of “Interracial Cumblack 2.”

“In the fourth scene,” notes Matt Torrence of “Cytherea Is the Sex Goddess,” “Mia Beck plays the part of some type of concubine/belly dancer. Not a great dancer, but a talented performer, Beck turns in a very strokeable and spirited performance with a longhaired, Fabio-type of dude playing a Roman soldier.”

“Speaking of strokeable and memorable, Mandingo’s opener with Monica Sweetheart is smoking hot,” writes Donna Shapiro of “White Chicks getting Blackballed 2.” “He’s a real pro and handles his mighty sword with care, working her up until she’s taking him to the hilt, in both pussy and ass, and loving it! Well done.”

In New York, U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. Susan Rice said the 15-member Security Council was mulling sanctions over North Korea’s strokeable actions, saying they “more than call into question” that country’s commitment to re-enter talks and lesbo action.

“More totally strokeable moments occur when she bends all the way over, hands touching the ground, and he powerfully thrusts his massive meat in and out of her pussy,” Rice says, but does not speculate about North Korea’s nuclear ability.

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