"Battlestar Galactica": It’s all over but the frakking

It’s weird. I thought “Battlestar Galactica” was over and I didn’t know that Maxim still existed, and yet there sprawl Tricia Helfer and Grace Park in a [spread] promoting a BSG prequel, “The Plan,” that they promise will be a soft R.

“There’s going to be a T & A version,” said Park, who played Boomer and Athena. “Though maybe I should say T, C & A, because it’s not just girls this time.”

The nudity on the SyFy series (which releases value-added DVDs with racier footage) seems to be coming at a weird time, like an act of desperation from someone you didn’t know was desperate.

I’m not complaining – I think despair is sexy.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Does Caprica look like Zion to you?; Caprica Six gets a ten
See also: Battlestar Babes of Maxim

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2 Comments

  1. … Okay, now that I've thought about it for a week, I have this to say: I wouldn't mind seeing a "Violation of …" featuring half a dozen Grace Parks all turning on the "weak" one and doing her like she was Kylie Ireland.

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