“The other day I paid $96 for a tank of premium unleaded for my 2005 Range Rover,” said Belladonna.
Experts on porn and fuel warn that refilling the tank from Half results in less gas evaporation than refilling from Empty, and that the optimum time to refill is in the late evening or early morning, when the chill makes for denser gasoline.
It is not apparent at press time whether Belladonna used this map for her refueling.
With the Range Rover’s average city MPG of 12 and the Los Angeles subway system so inadequate, is it any wonder why Belladonna doesn’t visit you?
And remembering that the 2005 Range Rover’s 26-gallon tank only takes 91-octane fuel, I bet you’re feeling pretty sheepish that you gave her a hard time for not bringing two coolers of Narragansett to your last barbecue.
Shame on you.
As gas prices rise, Americans are seeking ways to do more with less, hence my squeezing 150 words out of a one-sentence quote.
Previously: Porn economics: Vaginas and gas
See also: Belladonna
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