There are few people more exciting to think of having a date with than Belladonna and Kimberly Kane (well, I would have liked to go on a date with Mary Todd Lincoln, because that chick was crazy), but on Saturday, December 5, you can win a date with Belladonna, Kane, Sasha Grey, Faye Reagan, Georgia Jones, and Joanna Angel AT THE SAME TIME.
“Belladonna And Kimberly Kane’s Winter Wonderland” is a benefit for Adult Industry Medical, the de facto STD testing facility for the porn business. According to recent testimony by AIM founder Sharon Mitchell, the clinic needs $250,000 to keep its doors open past the new year.
Kane said that the loss of an adult industry-friendly testing facility would be unacceptable.
“The thought of not having AIM anymore and the danger of a transitional period with another random testing clinic made me sick,” Kane said. “Bella and I wanted something big that every performer, fan, and company could be a part of and the response has been huge. All proceeds are going to AIM for this event. And we were lucky enough to have the generous help of Joanne Cachapero from the Free Speech Coalition and dear friend Ari Bass help to make this event one that the industry will not soon forget.”
I know Joanne Cachapero. She is a special lady.
A few years ago, dates with porn stars were the big prizes companies would offer up for new subscribers to their websites, etc. Fans were flown across the country, motel rooms rented, trips to porn sets orchestrated. But too many of these dates went horribly wrong (how does one properly vet a porn fan, really?) and the trend died down.
Similarly, there was an attempt at a bonafide AIM overnight facility a few years ago that didn’t get far.
But Saturday’s event will be different. Why? Because Kane’s won’t be the only eyes staring moonily acros a table at a lucky winner.
“Have you ever seen that episode of ‘Curb Your Enthusiasm’ where a guy bids on a lunch date with Larry David and it’s incredibly awkward?” Kane said. “Well, if the date was just me alone it would be like that. But fortunately the date is a group date with all the girls. So whoever bids on a date with me, I will of course be their ‘escort’ (non-sexual) for the evening but they will also have the pleasure of getting to know Belladonna, Sasha Grey, Joanna Angel, and Faye Reagan and Georgia Jones.”
It is important to remember that the only sexual things happening on date night (scheduled for December 10, with dinner provided) will be in your mind. That is why I took those joyous naked pictures of Kane, Belladonna and her dog, Sasha Grey, and Joanna Angel, so that you may remember they are keenly interested in your mind.
I just know Dane Cross is going to bid for that date. I just know it.
I asked Kane what makes this night more special than all the other nights.
“First of all, the line up of events during the party is huge,” she said. “We have famous comedians hosting the stage show. We have two great bands playing including your band, Fogelfoot, and another great band, The Makers. The venue space (Busby’s East) is a 1950′s style room with two full bars. It looks like something you’d see in ‘Casablanca’ or someplace Desi Arnaz would be leading a band in. It’s a true classic Hollywood venue on Wilshire Blvd. one block west of La Brea. We have big company prize raffles, and the highlight of the evening, of course, is the date auction.”
That’s right. My band, Fogelfoot, will be playing. I will try not to be a rock star douche, but you know what fame can do to someone who doesn’t deserve it.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Today in porn pools; Kimberly Kane – rainmaker; It’s not Mother’s Day for Belladonna’s dog; God, grant me Sasha Grey; ; Inspectors visit AIM
See also: AIM, Kimberly Kane, Busby’s East