This week’s batch of Inbox Nudes tells us a compelling story if only you’d listen..
Farrah Rae
Age: 23
Vangard Talent
If I had a speech impediment and was single, I would love everything about Farrah Rae. Rae has cushiony child-bearing hips and a pleased-with herself look that says, “Look Ma: Great ass!”
But why does the speech impediment matter? Just think of saying the name “Farrah Rae” with a cleft palate or gums full of novocaine and it’s glorious.
My mission for the next 15 seconds is to find some deaf people and ask them to say “Farrah Rae.”
Courtney Page
Age: 22
OC Modeling
Put 60 pounds and an apron on Courtney Page and she would look just as appealing, standing in front of a bubbling pot of tomato sauce. Her pose says, “Who, me? No, I couldn’t take the standard rate for a Boy/Girl scene. I’ll do it for $700 this week only while I’m in town.”
(Seriously, Page is doing B/G scenes for $700. What is the world coming to when a nice person like this can’t even buy a decent late-model flatscreen for fucking a dude?)
Alyiah Stone
Age: 28
OC Modeling
I’m absolutely not saying that 28 years old is too late to do porn, but I like to imagine the tectonic changes that occurred in the lovely Ms. Stone’s life that led to her agent writing me that she “now does anal.” To some, anal is a holy grail and a treasure kept in reserve. But now Stone, whose first name reminds me of my favorite song by Donnie Iris, says that her ass is open for business, hence the photo.
Cassandra Nix
Age: 18
Metro Talent Management
This is a good one. Look at these sun-dappled and innocent photos of 18-year-old Cassandra Nix, who will only do B/G scenes with her boyfriend, who probably took those pictures.
I am sure her boyfriend is a very nice young man, regardless of whether he is also a vampire, but my money says Cassandra Nixes the boyfriend and is doing anal within the year, if she makes it that far. The boyfriend, of course, will want to fuck other women if only he is hired to do so.
It is not that I’m being CyNixal, but if you’re going to jump in, go all the way! The speed with which an 18-year-old travels through the porn industry (and everywhere else, save for Provo) does not leave time for committed relationships.
Dani Daniels
Age: 21
OC Modeling
The dusky and ripe Dani Daniels is a girls-only girl, and I think this is a shame, but it’s probably the only way she can keep her makeup on.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: I didn’t have the budget for Anal
See also: Metro Talent Management, Vangard Talent, OC Modeling
Hellooooooooo Farrah Rae.