BiBi Jones joins Digital Playground, other people named Bibi

A beloved holiday tradition in Porn Valley is the signing of newly-minted Digital Playground contract girls, and today BiBi Jones joined a roster that includes Jesse Jane, who shares a trademark symbol, Oklahoma residency, and blondeness.

From the press release:

“This is the best Christmas present ever!” says BiBi. “I’m so excited! I can’t wait to get started.” Born and raised in Oklahoma, the 19-year-old loves country music and aspires to be the “Taylor Swift of porn”. She isn’t the least bit shy about her super sexual nature, “I’ve always wanted to be that girl on film getting fucked!” she says, “I want to make this a career and do the best work that I can.”

Kudos to Miss Jones. I did not know what I wanted to make a career when I was 19. Granted, that was two years ago and women mature faster than men, but I admire anyone who can make decisions.

I don’t even know much about Taylor Swift.

But better the Taylor Swift of porn than the Benjamin “Bibi” Netanyahu of porn. The Israeli Prime Minister, while shrewdly ducking barbs from Kanye West, still managed to raise the ire of Palestinians and Israelis alike this year with his stalled pullout from the West Bank.

And Jones is better off than Beebe Gallini, the haughty glamorpuss who insulted Mike Brady’s family on “The Brady Bunch,” only to get an airplane in her hair.

All Jones will get in her hair is buckets of semen from the likes of Tommy Gunn, Evan Stone, James Deen, and Bill Bailey.

BIbI’s first movie will be shot in January. It is not clear at press time if her co-star is the similarly-repetitively-initialed TT Boy.

One thing is certain, however: it’s good for the Jews.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Jesse Jane and the U.S. Male
See also: Digital Playground

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