Blowjobs and patriotism: Heroes among us

As a new Congress is seated and as the 2011 Adult Entertainment Expo begins, we must remind ourselves of the pornographers who have struck a blow for your First Amendment freedoms, and who have given much for your three minutes of pleasure.

Check out Tara Lynn Fox, Charlie Ann, Ashli Orion, Lilith Rose, Natasha Nice, and Sindee Jennings in the blowjob spectacular “POV Cocksuckers 11.” It is fitting that this 11th installment comes to us as 2011 begins, because nothing personifies the sacrifices of Porno-American patriots than fellatio.

POV movies are not lavish affairs. There isn’t a craft services table. It’s usually a heavy-breathing dude with a camera perched above himself and a woman who—through her commitment to the greater good—is taking the lowest-paying job in the porn industry (other than solo with toys) and make nearly-constant eye contact whilst doing it?

Who can forget the famous battle cry of Bunker Hill, “Don’t fire ’til you see the whites of their eyes”? Eye-whites are abundant in blowjob videos.

But even as we struggle to grow as a nation, there is no more striking example of inequality than a blowjob video. Even the most dynamic, charge-taking woman is nothing more than a masturbation sleeve when it comes to 90 percent of straight porn videos, but in the blowjob really needs to be the one to make something happen.

After all, how many times have you slapped your own dick out of someone’s mouth and said, “Oh Jesus, I’ll do it myself“?

Porn’s professional fellationists are truly national treasures.

Buy “POV Cocksuckers 11” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: “Flying Pink Pig”—Holy Spirit comes in Sunny Lane’s eye; You can’t apologize with a cock in your mouth
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