Well, it’s not as filthy as it sounds.
Two-time Superslut Bobbi Starr stopped by Gram Ponante Towers, Conservatory, and Original Musiquarium Volumes 1 and 2 to perform whatever it is that comes between fellatio and irrumatio on my B-flat Marching Baritone Horn.
“I played this in high school,” she said. “But I haven’t picked one up since then.”
Starr is, as you know, a classically-trained oboeist who has been asked to play that instrument in porn scenes. “But I’m not going to play the oboe while sitting on somebody’s face,” she said.
Ditto the majestic Baritone Horn: Brass of Kings. I would not ask Starr to play this noble instrument while she was getting gang-banged.
Watch this video to determine if Starr should quit any of her multiple day jobs.
(As I wield brass instruments as if they were Hammers of the Gods, let me say that Starr did pretty damn well getting such a confident sound out of that thing after nearly a decade away.)
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Bobbi Starr’s ‘boe job
Major props for the Original Musiquarium reference đ (although it always bothered me that there was never a volume 2, just the volume 1 – why do people do that?)
If there was ever a time for it…
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I feel exactly the same way about Original Musiquarium that I do about Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins.
Wow JR. I can’t wait for the glorious age when I can put that full animation on a t-shirt