Boxcover of the Week: “Baby Loves A Big Dick” (Now with no babies)

Perhaps you’re not surprised to learn that practitioners of the pornographic arts are some of the most high-strung, litigation-averse, and easily-offended people in the world. That is why I salute New Sensations for titling their new movie “Baby Loves A Big Dick,” because any reasonable person knows that it won’t have babies in it.

That said, Tasha Reign does appear to be peeling off a diaper.

But let’s go to the boxcover copy to make sure that no infants were exploited in the making of this film that may or may not include adults having sex.

Bigger is better for these little cuties, so we’re sticking it to them with these big beefy cocks! Our fearless sluts love to get their pussies stretched beyond their limits, and they’re getting their holes ready for the big one. It’s 3 hours full of big-dick-in-little-pussy action, and these girls can’t fuckin’ wait!

So there you have it. No babies. Now if something could be done about that Coppertone girl.

  • Buy “Baby Loves A Big Dick” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Anointing Baby Cakes
See also: New Sensations

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