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Boxcover of the Week: Eating Pussy with Your Eyes

Assuming that the “I” in Digital Sin’s “I Eat Pussy” is Aletta Ocean, we would also have to assume that she is telepathically communicating that statement to Zafira because her tongue is occupied.

Because to speak it, she would sound like this.

Also—and I don’t want to ruin a tender moment—if I were Zafira and Aletta Ocean made that statement from halfway up my vulv, I would probably say something like this.

I judiciously avoided the construction “in the annals of girl-on-girl cunnilingus” for this very reason, lest I mistakenly say “In the anals of girl-on-girl cunnilingus.”

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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: (W)hole Lotta Aletta; Would you rather have an Agbar or an Eiffel up your ass? The fundamentalist response to porn architecture
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