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Boxcover of the Week: The Pussy Is Just A Diversion

In New Sensations’ “A Lot of Pussy,” we see a woman named Sweet Lana gazing trustingly—adoringly—at Dolly while Ashley clearly looks southward from Sweet Lana’s vagina (or, as we say in the porn business, “pussy”) to her anus (which we call a dirtpipe, Manwin, or Canoga Park).

It is as if Sweet Lana is saying, “Whatever happens to me now is all right; I have endured much in my short life and this doesn’t seem like it will be a big deal.”

But to me, “a lot of pussy” doesn’t include the anus as a kind of package deal.

While trying to figure out who was who on this boxcover, I discovered a reason for the emphasis on the bonus hole. The exact same trio worked together for a scene in New Sensations’ “Put It In My Ass 2” (oddly enough, the “2″ is the international numerical symbol for things coming out of the ass).

It is just this sort of sleuthing that makes me an indispensable part of the adult industry.

  • Buy “A Lot of Pussy” here

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