It’s a sad fact that sometimes women only want dildos, I would tell Inna if I could just get past addressing someone as “Inna.”
“Listen, Toots,” I would say, “Your Slavish—or, in your particular case, former Yugoslavish—devotion to this woman is only going to end in tears. You’re looking at her but she’s looking at us.”
“But she let me touch her left one and put the dildo in,” Inna might say.
“Everyone gets to touch her left one,” I’d say.
“Oh, Abby,” Inna might sob and, for the life of me, I wouldn’t know if she’s sobbing for herself or for the other woman, as I’m really not sure which one is which, to be honest.
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