A proud and highly-structured people, the Japanese have not yet learned to make verbs out of nouns, but Colossal, the producers of Crewkake, have stepped in to fill the cultural divide. Or at least to come on its face.
“(Crewkake’s) scenes feature the hot sex with the best performers in adult our fans expect from us,” Colossal Sales Manager Brad Baer said, “But what’s different is that the crew takes a crack at bukkaking the girl once the scene’s done.”
One can imagine Nikki Hunter’s joy at having a load blown on her by the boom guy. Was it as transformative an experience as Houston had with Mike Ramone? Is bukkake different when the bukkakor isn’t a pro?
Could it be one faceful of splooge is no different from another? What will happen to porn’s glorious star system if that information leaks out? Luckily no one reads this website.
Pick up Crewkake for more info.
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