I don’t normally write about contests (competition is for the weak), but Adam & Eve has launched a $25,000 holiday giveaway that offers the delicious possibilities of an Adult Entertainment Expo lunch date with Bree Olson (and I don’t think it will be at the Krispy Kreme cart outside the convention hall, either), a Vespa scooter (just like the one in Quadrophenia except without the homosexual overtones or Sting), sex toy shopping sprees, cash, a vacation, AVN Awards tickets, and a Nintendo Wii.
Here are the details, with exclamation points supplied by someone else and Fuck!s added by me:
Week 1 (November 9–15) offers over 40 chances to win a romantic dinner and an Adam & Eve Pictures’ movie. One lucky winner this week will receive a Nintendo Wii and Rock Band Bundle! Fuck!Week 2 (November 16-22) gets even hotter with one person chosen to party with Adam & Eve contract star (and AVN’s Best New Starlet) Bree Olson at the biggest adult event of the year! Adam & Eve will fly you to Las Vegas in January to visit the 2009 Adult Entertainment Expo, lunch with Bree and attend the AVN Awards! Fuck!
Week 3 (November 23-29) provides seven lucky winners with a $300 shopping spree at adameve.com! Fuck!
Week 4 (November 30-December 6) revs up with one chance to win a stylish Vespa LX50! Fuck!
Week 5 (December 7-13) provides daily cash prizes of $1000! Fuck!
Week 6 (December 14-20) is the grand prize: your ticket to paradise! One lucky winner will receive a trip (or $5,000 cash equivalent) to the destination of his or her choice! Fuck!
The company says that no purchase is necessary to enter the contest, though only by ordering something from adameve.com can one be entered. That said, Adam & Eve is an honest company and you can be assured that they’ve got that Vespa already purchased and waiting in their Hillsborough, NC compound for the eventual winner.
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you do not have to purchase to enter, there is a link at the bottom of the site… BUT you will be entered once per purchase or something. it is illegal to require a purchase.